When You Are Caught Sleeping at Work…

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Here are 10 Best Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Work

  1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
  2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
  3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!
  4. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
  5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
  6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
  7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
  8. The coffee machine is broken.
  9. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
  10. … in Jesus’ name. Amen.

2 thoughts on “When You Are Caught Sleeping at Work…

    aj batac said:
    May 21, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    I use #10 all the time! 😀

    jhOy imPeRiaL responded:
    May 21, 2008 at 9:53 AM

    me, i dance my head to a rhythm then hum hahhahahahh

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