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Here are 10 Best Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Work
- They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
- This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
- Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!
- I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
- I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
- I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
- Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
- The coffee machine is broken.
- Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
- … in Jesus’ name. Amen.