When You Are Caught Sleeping at Work…

Here are 10 Best Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Work

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!
4. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
8. The coffee machine is broken.
9. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
10. … in Jesus’ name. Amen.

Registration for “tri{php}letreat@USAutoPartsPhilippines” now open!

Brought to you by PHP User Group Philippines, Inc. (PHPUGPH)
In cooperation with US Auto Parts Network (Philippines) Corp.

Event Details

Date: May 24, 2008
Time: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Venue: US Auto Parts Network (Philippines) Corp. (formerly MBSTek)
Training Room 6/F RCC Center 104 Shaw Blvd. Pasig City (Near Jade Palace)

Topics

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)
Riz Sanchez, SEO Manager, US Auto Parts Network (Philippines) Corp.

Model-View-Controller (MVC) 101: A Web Development Architecture
Reynold Lariza, Web Development Supervisor, Glocorp IT Solutions, Inc.

Web Application Security by Example
Richard Peter Ong, Lead Developer, Internal Projects, SysIQ Inc.

Event Fee

Php 500.00/head (inclusive of lunch and snacks)

PHP 350.00 for early birds paid and with resume.
PHP 450.00 for early birds paid without resume.

* all inclusive of snacks and lunch *

Note:
Limited seats, good only for 35 slots. First come, first serve basis. Registration  is open until May 22, 2008. Your registration expires if no payment is made within 2 days.

Payment Details

All payments must be made within 2 days after online registration through bank deposit.
Bank account details are listed below:

Bank: BPI Family Savings Bank
Account No: 6006-6267-67
Account Name: Cherrie Ann B. Domingo

Scanned deposit slips should be sent to chean_AT_phpugph.com for payment confirmation.

Contact Us

For more details or any other inquiries, kindly contact Cherrie Ann B. Domingo at: +639178652412(Mobile), (632) 7253053(Office), chean_AT_phpugph.com(E-mail).

Registration

While waiting for official PHPUGPH.COM registration page please register on this temporary link: http://phpugph.wufoo.com/…-group-philippines-event/

Dear Anak

Here is a very touching and heart-breaking joke letter I have ever read. It may be a joke meant to have fun, but when you have read between the lines, it hurts.

Dear Anak,

Naipadala na namin ang 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, pinagbili na namin ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng subject mong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N95, ang mahal naman ng project na yun.

Kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun? Mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla palang namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo na yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo.

Anak komportable ka ba dyan sa boarding house mo, saan ba kamu yan, sa VICTORIA COURT??? – maganda ba dyan? Di ba mainit dyan?

Anak kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SAN MIG LIGHTS? Napailaw nyo na ba? Mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun?

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng ari arian natin ay maka gradweyt ka na, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL???

Sana paggradweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating nasa sanglaan.

Ay sya nga pala anak di ba sabi mo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain, ok ba naman sa yo ang mga ulam dyan? Baka hindi masarap, kawawa ka naman.

Anak hanggang dito na lang at sa susunod ay ipapadala namin sa yo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.

Ang nagmamahal

Itang at Inang

P.S. Anak mag aral kang mabuti.

Oh my, Alex Band

He is just so hot

Empty Chatroom

hello room, why are you sad?
your users are empty
but your history is long

we are just here, lurking around
looking at you, reading your words
checking whose been in and out

you’ll be fine, don’t worry
when we are not busy
we’ll drop by to say hi