Love Symbiosis

Here is an excerpt about love in harmony:

Symbiosis is the big special love where two beings come together in perfect harmony. They become one, living together, changing together, staying together for all time. This is different from any other kind of relationship. Love like this does not happen often. In a world full of predation, disease, parasitism, mutualism, commensalism, and stoic, uncaring loneliness, misunderstandings are more common than total understanding. But when it does happen it changes the whole world.

When You Are Caught Sleeping at Work…

Here are 10 Best Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Work

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!
4. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
8. The coffee machine is broken.
9. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
10. … in Jesus’ name. Amen.